[Dawson]: Look, you guys only see a way to hide from your bosses and an interface for the physical world, but I'm telling you, there's
no telling what Britt will do once "he" has the power to get away with anything!
[Kyle]: Yeah... whatever....
[Kenny]: Yeah, Britt's a good guy...
[Butters]: Don't let people fool you, Britt may be one of the "good guys" but "he's" evil....
[Stan]: Evil, britt?
[Cartman]: Yes... "I'm" afraid so, Britt/britt/whatever you want to call him, is in fact evil.... What were you saying Mr. Newkirk/Richard Dawson Personality Profile Guy?
[Dawson]: I was merely pointing out that Britt is
a lot more materialistic than most people think....
[Kenny]: He does it for his job!
[Stan]: Yeah, you guys may call them material attachments, but the fact of the matter is that we've gotten a lot of work done these last two weeks....
[Dawson]: "I" don't doubt that, but by having Britt do things we suggest, he is locking us down in the body....
[Cartman]: How? We take every available opportunity to mess that up. Until "he" can make physical use of what he calls the "time perspective"--and "I" mean moving around in time, not setting stuff up for "himself" and apparantly knowing what's going to happen--"I" really don't think it's a problem.
Granted, you seem to have valid concerns, but I don't see the use in scarring off the help by asserting Britt's a monster... explain yourself....
[Dawson]: Perhaps I'm looking at it from too much of a monkey perspective... tell me what you guys think:
Consider:
(1) britt grew up as a fat kid whose native ethereal, That Guy, fed primarialy off rejection, revulsion, and the resulting pain....
(2) during his addolescence, britt
religiously read the
Loompanics Unlimited book catalog....
(3) before dropping out of Junior College and entering the
Army, britt used to smoke pot in a converted closet his roommate called "a meditation chamber" while sitting in front of an Iron Maiden "Trooper" flag....
(4) after the Army, britt enrolled at State majoring in English... apparantly he figured he'd been doing it 12 years... how hard could it be?
[Stan]: That decision was made when we were still in Highschool...
[Kenny]: Yeah, that's what we majored in at the Community College too....
(5) Afterwards he entered the National Guard--not out of service or a sense of duty, but for the money-- he suffered a head injury that regressed him to an emotional age of five...
(6) after which, britt had little or no
memory in the body of the substance of "his" prior courses; fearing he worldn't be able to make it in lawschool, "he" added a philosophy major and a minor in political science to buy himself more time, took only 12 hours a semester--alledgely to allow himself more time for physical rehabilitation at The Sanderson Center... lazy fuck... and speen most of his "free" time and money at the casino where he squandered his incapacitation pay insted of helping his future wife pay down her credit card bills--even
after they had transferred ballances from one's account to the others for quite some time....
(7) In short, a five-year-old with
no regard for the feelings of others or respect for conventional norms went to law school--where, already armed with a philosophy degree whose acquisition had told him how things worked found out
why they work that way....
(8) since "his" graduation from law school he's managed to get himself fired from Don Evans' firm in Jackson, a public reprimand from the bar, and made enemies with virtuall
all the powerfull people in Starkville....
(9) in addition during his retpresentation of a Heavy Metal band, he began
seriously practicing sorcery and has since--pimarily expressly
for this pursuit been to the mental institution once and to jail numerous times.....
[Cartman]: But Mr. Dawson, what you are missing here is that it is because of the history you describe, that we like "him" .... yes... you see, without magic or money, britt is out of options... and without any other way to improve "his" role, "he" is at our disposal....
[Kyle]: Uh... yeah... plus, we're getting lots of great work done....
[Butters]: Why just last over the last couple of weeks, we've improved the previous favored factions' communications base in greater Tippah county....
[Narrator]: Knowing this helps prove his point and might help to entice the monkeys to persecute Britt, Dawson smiles....
[Dawson]: And what, do tell, was so great about a little manual labor?
[Stan]: For a while now, we've had Britt working on a media connection project in association with "earth's" power elite; the purpose of the project--as far as Britt is concerned--is to connect all forms of media so that people on-line with him can get the same quality data feed, no matter if he is watching television, listening to the radio, reading, or engaging in a more active pursuit....
[Kyle]: Yeah, and we're listening to BBC world news at night on Mississippi Public Radio so we can work on paying attention to what's going on while the monkey's primary attention is focused on something else--or just paying atention to "the show" coming across....
[Butters]: Tell "him" about how we are using all of Britt's environment to improve Window Technology™
[Kenny]: For a while now, since we watched Spiderman II and had the idea, we've been working with what we call Window Technology™ that allows us to use multiple viewpoints like windows in a building. Since thier senses are all about the same, we not only use multiple monkeys but we have been able to build on the technology of the witches so that the other animals can be used for this purpose as well....
[Timmy]: And having britt "hold positions" when hanging on to random thoughts easily analogizes to trees swaying in the wind when one likens the wind to the monkey's stream of consciousness*....
* While we are using all the elements we have access to for the purpose using this interpretive analogy, the air can be likened to the "People" that make the trees sway and the stream of consciousness.... using the Indian concept of prana combined with the scientific description of respiration the process of breathing can be easily likened to eating--
[Cartman]: Yum Yum! you faggot ethereal bastards....
[Kyle]: Every little thing "I" do motherfucker!
*Kyle is re-affirming here "his" intent to hurt and cripple those who obstanantly stand in his way....
[Stan]: Man.... I thought we were never going to get that typed in and get the links right....
[Dawson]: See, that's my point. You guys have been using Window Technology™-- which allows you to treat individual monkeys like windows in a building--
in conjunction with a melding of Britt's
acts of will on "natural acts" in order to increase your own effectiveness at expressing yourselves in the physical world. This approach is
likely to spead Britt's influence--including
his views on various subjects
to the other monkeys....
[Kyle]: So?
[Stan]: Yeah, this approach allows us to maintain centeralized control over the development of "magic" while at the same time maintaining a decentralized egalitairian framework where any one of our bases can overrule any other base... thus keeping us in control....
[Cartman]: Plus, because not all of the monkeys are "conscious" the way Britt and the others are, we also have a generalized perspective that allows us to more easily treat ourselves as the other and validly blame the monkeys (who are in fact ourselves) for "mistakes" we made....
[Dawson]: But using this approach, you're probably going to end up with a bunch of little britt clones running around and your system of mantaining control will have to be expressed "up-top" as well....
[Kyle]: Uh.... yeah....
[Stan]: Hopefully by then we'll have enough magic that we won't need the monkeys to do stuff for us....
[Cartman]: But, for the sake of argument, Mr. Dawson, "I" would like to know more about your concerns regarding Britt's alledged instabilities....
[Dawson]: Perhaps what "I'm" talking about could be better illustrated by questioning Britt himself....
[Cartman]: Ahh... an impeachment from "his" own lips as it were... I'll arrange an interview....
* * *[Narrator]: The following interview was conducted over a period of twenty three days using "embedded" reporters accompanying our heroes during everyday tasks. It has been edited both for content and reasons of security--regrettably the middle segment concerning various elected, self-appointed, and Bar employed idiots and bullies has been cut due to fears that the message of the later part would suffer; perhaps one of the bastards will post yet another disparaging comment and Britt can be prevailed upon to issue an uncensored response....
[Q.]: What’s the deal with you and cards anyway?
[Narrator]: Britt looks down at the Cinderella cards "he's" shuffling...
[A.]: "I" guess I’m programming myself.
[Q.]: How do you mean?
[A.]: Well, "I" know what Cinderella means... well, as much as I know what anything "means" so when "I'm" using the cards, "I'm" telling everyone paying attention that this is what "I'm" considering is important.
[Q.]: Everyone... ..... .... ....Like who?
[A.]: Different me's I guess you'd say....
[the mumbler]: all myths are myths of
Brahman....
[the responsive reader]: the process of creation is eternal.... [See if can find link]
[the philosopher/psychiatrist]: It could just be the way it's coming across to "him"... *to himself* I'm not a figment of Britt's imagination, britt is a figment of
MY imagination....
[the disclaimer]: The enumeration of specific interpretations is in no way specifically intended to deny the existence of other interpretations and/or realities; the....
[Q.]: Different me's?
[A.]: Yeah.... Like the "me's" that are apparently doing/observing stuff from the body, the me that wants something to eat, the me that (refer to that blog entry where talking about subconscious coalessence)
[Q.]: So you think your mind is made up of a bunch of different "
you's" who work together--by co-operation or coercion--at at least some level?
[A. (Bib-wit Hart)]: Oh no.... One’s MIND is "made up" of everything one thinks and does not think; has ever and will ever think and has not thought, every outward act one does or could have done--or indeed will do or could do; and each and every pain and grumble not only of the body but of anything that would not occur but for your passage or eventual passage. The mind of one constantly infringes on the mind of another; so much so that a single monkey does not have a mind but a share of the common mind. These "people"--or selves if you will--that WE spoke of, they talk both to each other and to the monkey....
[Q.]: What
is a monkey?
[A.]: An anthropormiphization of someone who makes decisions based on their "personal" preferences that neccessarialy include others who do not share those preferences... but I detect a note of self-conscious defensiveness... you are interested in what you call "you" and balk at being called a monkey....
[Q.]: Perhaps.... What then am "I"?
[A.]: "You" are nothing more than a continuity of cvonsciousness that has a continuity of memory upon which to draw. You are bound by the concequences of your actions and have a memory of those actions which specifically denotes the reasons they were taken. As such you identify with previous instances of "yourself" and consider "your" life your own....
[Q.]: But it isn't?
[A.]: No... *a committee of psychariatrists shakes their heads* "You" at the macroscopic--tangible--level is ..........you know you re not the same person you were in juniour high, yet you cannot articulate why, nor can.....
[Jack]: The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House analogy of the bricks….
Q. Talk?
A. [The White Knight]: Oh yes…. Just as you would to the other monkey of which they are “a part” but that’s not the worst of it. You see the conscious intent of (sapient/sentient) beings is only a small part of what Shopenhaurer termed “The Will” you see The Will includes at least everything that has memory or that can have memory imputed to it… that means that The Will includes such things as planetary orbits, entropy, and the electrostatic force….
Q. [Hatter]: You’re talking about animisim you fool! I think you’re mad as a box of frogs….
A. [The White Knight]: Possibly… And until my wounds are healing instantly as I dance on your grave while the worms eat their way into your pathetic mortal coil the verdict will be out on that “I” suppose….
Q. [Alice]: What if one desired to take advantage of your theories--where would they start?
A. Well, the big hurdle is expressing one’s intent over a broader time perspective that one is normally capable of in a monkey. We see the world and our body as a gestalt within a gestalt all supported by a superstring matrix. According to this view, anything a monkey does is as ephemeral as a light breeze… to give my mind some permanence in the broader gestalt, we use magnets oriented to the magnetic field of the planet which is impacted by the magnetic fields of the sun and it’s satellites and has some reciprocation with other suns.
Q. [Alice]: Magnets?
A. Yes, they can be extremely useful in the building of devices, for instance highlighting one’s home by gluing or taping them to the corners of the walls where the ceilings and the floors meet. And they’re relatively inexpensive, a pack of ABC refrigerator magnets can be had for $1 and once the actual magnets are pried out the magnets may be cut into many separate pieces…. Our other greatest tool is the fuzzy--that’s where my arm “maps” to your arm, the calcium in my bones to the calcium in your bones, the “particles” in those atoms of “mine” to the particles in yours… if that is too much of comprehend, just look at the fire--or whatever you use for entertainment--my dear and realize that if you have uncertainty and I have uncertainty, we can simply put the two together and let everything work itself out--after all once we recognize out true nature what hurry are we in *smiles*?
INPROGRESS, though free from libel, parts of the following are insulting, crass, and may lead to outbursts of rage or other undescribed psychological phenomea--those choosing to read ahead of what the author(s) have diseminated above do so at their own risk....Stuff to possibly include:
***censored portion***[Narrator]: A couple of weeks later…. After everyone had cooled down….
Q. Getting up-while every one was in the middle of something--and walking, without shoes, to the barn where we played with a magnet and then walking back (a different way) across more gravel barefoot then getting out the computer to type on?
A. Oh… you guys caught all that huh?
[Kevin]: Told you they were paying attention…
A. Ok, tell me this? What were we doing?
Q. Some were watching a Bonanza episode about a little blind girl others has identified with the Holy Ghost…
Q. The little girl was found by Little Joe and Hos and was cared for by Ben Cartright until foster parents could be found…
Q. Her grandfather was a hermit who had been wrongly convicted of murder 20 years ago….
Q. The episode ended on a Christmas scene but the monkey could not adequately articulate the emotion felt by the other monkey watching the program across the nation….
A. Why was this?
Q. They [our monkey] were primarily engaged in reading a book called The Science of Superstition; we are reading it as a part of our strategy book charging of the charm necklece we are taking to the casino. When we get to the casino we will continue the reading of the superstition book….
A. And why are we reading The Science of Superstition?
[Fight Club]: To reevaluate our data gathering and epistemological technuiques sir!
Q. What of these things master; why did we stop?
A. About ¾ of the way down the left page, many had a visualisation regarding the magnetic experiment we began earlier this morning. We “played” with the magnet in an attempt to explain/highlight a feature of cars we had noted earlier.
Q. Experiment?
A. Yes. Before Earthly Father Left this morning, he told us to rake the floor of the hay barn. Once we got to the worksite, someone said we needed to move the vehicles parked there. We came back to the house to retrieve the Truck keys and it was suggested that we put magnets on the south side of the house so they could observe the highway. It was agreed that we would do so if we could find the Truck keys as it was thought for some reason that doing so might represent the resolution of some trap our “enemies” had set in our path…
Q. But there were no truck keys master….
A. Yes… good thing that as the vehicles were on the opisite side of the barn as the part we were assigned to clean--it would have been a lot of work for nothing….
Q. Still, it was decided to put out magnets anyway?
A. Yes. We put magnets primarily on the South Fence so that they could monitor the electromagnetic field of the power lines and it’s variation as refrigerators and air conditioners come on and go off and electrical appliances are used.
[Geordi]: The magnets also sense the changes in the field as cars travel along the highway….
Q. From whence does this disruption occur?
[Data]: From the iron containing steel frame of the vehicles, the moving iron containing parts, the magents in alternators and speakers--
[S.I.D.]: Actually, what the monkeys call magnetism is only a small part of it--what we are really studying are the macroscopic quantum signatures that arise from the gestalt behavior of large numbers of atoms, molecules and energy quanta…
Q. Oh yes… it was thought that by putting out the magnets while preparing to do the asigned work, we would get it in our context so that in the “future”--or the “past”--when someone enlisted our assistance we would make sure to get done what was important to us….
A. Yes, that’s right….
Q. And we were originally enlisted to get 4 magnets…
Q. No… (not to contradict anyone) but that was yesterday; we had been repairing fences with Earthly Father and people identified several points where they would like magnets….
Q. Right, we had originally been instructed to put a magnet on the “hot” wire of an electric fence and another magnet on a non electrified surface to use as a control group…
Q. We got one magent from one side of the shelf nails in the storm shelter and one magnet from the other side of the shelf nails….
Q. The shelving had been built by Britt and “his” Earthly Father on a pevious mission to this constellation…
Q. During which the Holy Ghost solved and communicated to Britt a problem Earthly Father had informed Britt about; Britt had then suggested the solution to earthly father who acted on it--*spiral eyed* thus establishing a plateau from which we could base ethereal control of mortal “acts of will”!
Q. Yes, we were to get 4 magnets because during that visit, we had also loaded some bricks with Earthly Father--who is a Mason--and their number had been a multiple of four.
[Beavis]: Plus, there are four blocks in every Tetris piece and we play Tetris alot…
[Butthead]: Yeah, we’ve got it synched to our solitaiure….
Q. But then someone said to get eight (8) magnets….
[Riker]: Right… so we separated the four into two groups of two while the monkey was looking at the bricks we’ve collected with earthly father and went back to the storm shelter to get 4 more magnets….
Q. So we put the eight magnets out on the Northwest to Notheast fence line using the storm shelter as a reference point…
[Geordi]: *to Riker* Do you thing we should tell them that the compas directions are independent of geographic reference points?
[Riker]: *holds up hand in a pause gesture and smiles* no… this is a good way for them to think of it….
Q. The points chosen corresponded to points at which significant events--primarly in communication with “nature“-- occurred….
[Riker]: Right, we’re treating nature and the voice/feeling tentatively identified as Nox (as interpreted from Piers Anthony novels)/nature as a neutral…
Q. And those were put out when the work had ended and Britt was “alone” at the house and was about to watch a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode….
[Picard]: Right… we found out when we got in that the episode had been about an orphaned member of the Q who was just learning about her powers….
[Dr. Crusher]: But Britt had seen the episode before and “his” subconscious might have seen it as a “go signal” for that very reason…
[Butthead]: So?
[Beavis]: Yeah… I mean we’d benn planning the mission half the day anyway--no one in the monkey knew that was coming on on the evening we were putting out magnets….
Q. Then after we got back, we saw the episode about the Kardashian torturing Picard….
[Niles]: *smiles* no…. no… that was a Cardassian, not a Kardashian….
[Fraisher]: I suppose the confusion results from the similar sound of the name….
[Smith]: Yes, you see, Britt was doing something with the Power Elite in the Barnes & Nobel book store on campus one day and on one of the tables was a book abot the Kardashians--a family of Earth celebrities….
[Eric]: *laughs* So we began refering to our association with Britt as the Kardashian empire---
[Niles]: a joke really….
Q. And we set up a “flight plan” on Direct TV and turned off the television before going to bed….
A. Right…
[Bones]: *grins* So the Direct TV people would think we’d watched television all night….
[Kevin]: *smirks* there was more to it than that--Picard had started psychotically torturing/retaliating against his antagonist, so we picked out a “training regimen” based on monkey “brainwashing” techniques and monitored the data flow into the Direct TV reciever using known points of reperence within the house--or so my staff tells me up-top in the mokney… to tell the truth…*[*decloak!*]*
[Bones]: I really don’t know what I’m talking about half the time….
Q. And it was after this that we decided to put out the magnets on the South fence line…
Q. And while we were doing so, lots of people worried about how we would explain our presence on the side of the road if earthly father came back before we were done…
A. Right… Judge Ishee, Stephanie Mallate, and “his” Earthly Mother sent Britt to the mental institution once so Britt likes to have innocuous reasons of things “he does in public”…
Q. But no one could think of a good explanation…
[Riker]: Thank God we got done before he came back!
Q. And the reason we left the Bonanza epesode and the book had something to do with this?
A. Yes… after we got back to the assigned task, we were raking the barn floor and someone noticed the similarity to scratching, so we pointed to the raking, demonstrated scratching, and went back to raking--
[O’Brien]: “Someone” that voice/feeling thing I guess--where you just know and could easily articulate the new data but realize there is no point in doing so….
[Parry]: Based on the Description of Nox in my book [link For Love of Evil]….
[O’Brien (Whose actor also plays the King of Hearts in the Sci-Fi original Alice (verify)]: Yes… I suppose….--suggested that we do the demonstration without talking off our gloves so as not to confuse anyone about what was important….
A. So when we were watching the episode and reading, we got the request to demonstate something else with the Truck….
Q. What had we demonstrated with the t(T)ruck?
A. We took a bar magnet from the Storm Shelter, opened the hood then highlighted the magnet containing alterenatior with it and looked at what we though was the started motor…
[Asshole Starfleet Captain]: *gestures* Then, with the hood still raised, we looked at the engine and hung the magnet from some steel (iron containing) pipes on the East side of the hay barn, then shut the hood and went about our assigned mission of raking the floor….
A. So when we got to the midde of the page spread and the monkey’s “Conscious mind” was about to lose the ability to tell what was important, we used the uncertainty to make the trip to the barn to dempnstrate the magnets in the speakers of vehicles….
[Kevin]: and we didn’t put on the shoes because someone was mirroring/remembering not taking of the gloves on the previos demonstation….
Q. Then we placed the magnet on the speaker of the weather radio we were listening to as we did the work that morning…
A. Right, we wanted to highlight the magnet with the updated on the regional weather to mirror the magnetic monitoring of the weather in the storm shelter…
[General from Hogan’s Heroes]: And how are we doing that?
[Newkirk (pharmacist actually)]: We have a radio in the storm shelter admidst the magnets that is set on WOAI 1200--an AM station out of San Antonio, Texas that only comes in a night….
[Black Staff Seargant]: We use it in conjunction with the regional radar map on Direct TV so that the monkey can monitor the weather in San Antonio, here at earthly father’s, and at the base near Starkville…
[Lebeau]: We put the radio out there during a storm Wednesday before last so that we could measure electro-magnetic disruptions apparently caused by flashes of lightning….
[General]: Impressive….
[Hogan]: *shrugs* Whatever; this sorcery crap is just some stuff we found under the waterfall-if you know what I mean--the important thing is that the magnets synch with Earth’s magnetic field which “senses” the other planetary and solar magnetic fields--all of which “sense” electro-magnetic quanta of starlight from other suns in the local group each of which “senses” other stars and celestial phonema ad infinitum…
Q. So what was the issue we stated typing about?
A. Ohh…. When we highlighted the t(T)ruck’s speaker magnets and identified them with the speaker magnet on the weather radio, we were asked to leave the radio on so that we could continue to monitor the weather from that location; that was problematic because we didn’t have a satisfactory explanation in case earthly father heard we’d left it on and asked us about it. It was though we should feed the animals in that sector tonight but upon further consideration, it was determined that it would “look” weird/be something to remember/ cause agitation so we just turner the radio down and left the magnet stuck to the speaker.
[Guy from Traitor]: If he asks, we’ll just tell Earthly Father we’re running an experiment…
Q. Ok, now what did we just do?
A. We were washing dishes… the window “above” the sink looks out onto the storm shelter…. And Earthly Father went to look as the hay the other monkey cut “yesterday” or the day “before” an when he came back in he said he was going to go over to Prentis county to look at some “new” kind of hay that is a re-introduction of two grasses to the local eco-system--as “I” said it is made up of two separate grasses, “bluegrass”/”blue stem”/something’ and “Indian Grass” --
Q. We notice your tounge is in what you call a kundalini circuit.
A. Right, we’ve been using the circuit a lot since the page in the book we learned it from disappeared….
Q. Disappeared? Torn out?
A. No… the page just disappeared--we figure we maybe either haluginated it or changed timelines--
Q. Are halucinations a problem?
A. No.
[Jack]: Shit, I wish….
[Levar Burton’s “Soul”]: (reading rainbow link) [Geordi]: magic would be easy then, this stuff is as obstanantly existant for Britt as for any other monkey… we just noticed one time re-reading the book that the diagram wasn’t in there.
Q What book?
[Bones]: Vibrational Medicine [link].
Q. What does the circuit do?
[Bones]: Supposedly a circuit runs from the top of the mouth behind the teeth throug all the body’s chackras and up to the tip of the tounge, we heard once--”up-here” we think that Chinese people read this way.
Q. And the monkey believes “he” has ten (10) major chackras, not the usual seven (7)?
[Guy from Traoitor]: Yes… the original chackra mapers were sittiong down when the data “came across” and ignored the thy, calf and foot chackras… we think that’s why the root chackra has such a “bad” reputation--too compressed; we believe the other three chachora are especially important for the aura--especially from a “time” perspective as it is the feet and the legs that typically get the rest of the body in a position where it an make “physical” lockdowns…. The monkey used it to explain things it is doing and the reasons therefore to the rest of the body, including--of course-- the aura….
A. we asked earthly father if we could tag along; some people wanted to get cigarettes so we culd study how the monkeys’ subconscious use them as we’ve been studying food and drink….
A. a suggested role reason was social--being interested in things Earthly Father was interested in--
A. On the way we picked up an older friend/cousin of earthly father’s; they shared the “front” seat while we rode in the “back” ….
Q. We’re still doing the media connection project right?
[Data]: Yes, of course…. The original motivation for coming up here was a family reunion, “nature” seems to be basin a lot on Britt and the other teenage witches’ social interactions….
[Hanibal Lecter]: But Britt isn’t a teenager… is he…
[Data]: About five (5) years ago, Britt et. al. (a portion of the Devil Club really) “caught” a grouping of Starkvill High and Starkville Academy girls having a public meeting at Strangebrew cohhee house, near the end of the meeting one of them mentioned that she had to get to church… it was Wednesday… and Al “said“, “now that’s a coven! From there Britt got all the female teenagers practicing Magic and since has amassed a following od twenty-somethings as well…. We use them for teaching the bodys celular processes how things are supposed to work…
[Beavis]: Cigarett request…
[Geordi]: We should take this…
[Data]: it will be difficult for them to follow and they are meant to be independent bases for you guys…
Q. [Picard]: make it so…
[Eric]: Can we get so more voices involved?
[Janeway]: Sorry, we watched most of a Star Trek marathon on the Sci-Fi Channel we’ll update our supply of them as we watch more programs….
[Chakotay]: That will have to hold us until we get back to Britt’s DVD collection…
[Georidi]: (somewhere in the bowels) What’s on televoisoion now?
[Chakotray]: Something on the Weather Channel called “Hand of Fate….”
[Ba’lana]: *to Geordi* That explains it. What was the power surge earlier?
[Commander Data]: We had a few cigarettes…
[Ba’lana]: *surprised* How many!
[Tom Paris]: *smiling* three (3)…
[Riker]: 3 is technically chain smoking…
[Picard]: It seemed advisable… acting on suggestion you know….
[Ba’lana]: Update the inventory--cigarette pack integrity is down 20 percent. *to assistant* for Christ sake, we can get the body/aura his with OTC pain relivers, there’s no need to go around smelling like an ash tray….
Q. What was that we were saying about families just now?
[Kyle]: Oh, “I” was saying that that families seem to be a way for the suppressed people in the subconscious’s of the monkeys to communicate…
[Cartman]: Something to talk about?
[Eric]: Yes… it seems to be a shared comm net centered not only on breeding and “self/conglomerate” preservation, but a way for the over-arching People of each family grouping to attain a greater range of physical expression….
[Cartman]: *taking notes* and we learned this from observing Earthly Father and his 90 year old cousin who lives alone, tends to his cows, his garden, and mows his own yard in 90 degree weather?
[Stan]: Well, the whole family reunion thing really, nature has been using them ever since observing--through Britt, earthly father’s mother’s family….
[Cartman]: And we’re doing the same thing with teenage coven members?
[Stan]: Yeah, the coven as it exists throughout the universe initially based in Britt’s personal knowledge on the American teenagers observed in Strangebrew Coffee Shop 5 or 6 years ago…
[Eric]: Once in the coven, always in the coven….
[Stan]: Right… from what we understand, some are in their twenties now and desirous of children….
[Cartman]: And with the context running both ways--infinity to infinity--Britt has that segment everywhere?
[Stan]: *grimaces* yes… as long as Britt is bound by time, it has been thought best to progress his temporal holdings in accordance with “his” personal knowledge…
[Cartman]: *wearing a party arm band* but you do not agree….
[Stan]: *shrugs* It is not in my power to make the decision…. I concur so that it might be thought by my associates that the decision could not have been made without my acquiescence…
Q. We were talking about the trip….
A. Yes… so we got a soft pack of Marlboro lights, a cigar , a lighter, a carbonated beverage, and a pack of BC powders on the way back…
[….]: But at the friend’s house we picked up a cigarette butt in the yard…
[////]: Right, it was out of the role but it maped to britt’s nature job-- “he’s” in Dryad Force Alpha pluse it mapped to primate grooming behavior and we’re trying to clean up everyone’s image with the monkeys…
[????]: Hey.. They’re talking about that other relative in there, he called….
[****]: Probably has something to do with the rest of that tree that fell in the storm….
[++++]: all we have to do is split it and load it up…. What’s the ETA on that wood splitter?
Q. And now we can study cigarettes before neutral Sunday, play “hooky” from Sunday school, walk down to the convenience store, and get another pack…. After we go to the ATM “God” wanted to overdraw the account last month and we “need” the monkey to know “exactly” ho much is in there…
[….]: Hey, you guys want to go down to McDonalds and get some good coffee?
[Smith]: I suppose we should since we won’t be visiting the Catholics while we’re up here…
Q. Huh?
[Eric]: Britt likes to take everyone to Catholic church so they can see what the monkeys did to Jesus…
[????]: It’s about more than that….
[////]: Britt likes Catholic church because it is the same everywhere--like McDonalds…
Q. Why does the monkey use Lycos instead of the search engine that comes up when the browser is started?
A. [Geordi]: The popularization of the Lycos mascot, the black Labrador Retriever, was perhaps the GREATEST thing to happen to sorcery in the early 21st century! Because of it’s broadly associative physical analogues: lab, dog, pet, dark animal, shadow… the Lycos mascot could provide signs “off-line” as well as “on-line.” But even further, monkeys using Lycos for sorcery purposes were able to teach all manner of spirits and entities to find the information they required by stating what they wanted and following signs. It
seems to work best by “cutting” off the web address after the second slash, typing in the lycos address, and pressing the “Enter” button--
that way, the monkey (or entity) is symbolically starting where they are and is able to query the universe
itself for the requested information.
Q. Don’t you ever get tired of “people” screwing up what you’re trying to do?
A. [Kevin]: Nah…
we consider it a macroscopic reflection--I mean, they’re going to be fucking shit up anyway right? In our view it’s better for it to be right here than to catch it on the freeway, know what I mean? Besides, I shouldn’t have to be doing all this goddamn work any way….
A. Yeah, britt said that when we get it like we want it, stuff will just work out for us (as far as “he” can monkey concieve)… until then, we’re
assuming the result and taking everything for granted--like the rest of the monkeys do…super fluidity link
A. *looks out of the screen* To do this at home, just picture yourself floating down the stream of consciousness in an inner tube--ignore all those kyackers if you can, the monkeys have shit to do--what
you need to do is just let things come to you, if you see something you want and feel like it, go a head and paddle over there, but for the most part, let things go--if you don’t get what you had your eye on, maybe it’s best--afterall, it’s not your intent for something you wanted in a moment to be a burden on you later…
A. *damnin!* YOU IDIOT! I told you, you’re
just highlighting shit….. Now ANY Monkey can figure it out!
http://asimpleexplanation.blogspot.com/2010/04/free-will-and-quantum-foam.html
Level 2 (way some look at--tegmark blimps and stuff
Level 1: physical world (macroscopic--monkey interface, the way the think of it)
Level 2: Magnifing glass
Level 3: Microsope
Level 4: Electron microscope
Level 5: Emo bumps, why we feel the things we feel, like, love, lust, envy, rage, etc. (Musical notation analogy)
Level 6: the level of quantum foam
http://www.swami-krishnananda.org/upanishad/upan_08.html
http://shaktisadhana.50megs.com/Newhomepage/Frames/messageboard/SAM.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvJuFyLfCjc
http://www.experiencefestival.com/wp/article/the-chakras-gateways-into-universal-consciousness
[Dale's idea--Masons against it]: Maybe do an expose thing, building on the amount Direct TV could know about you and how individuals were probably grouped into large marketing dfemographics... but... if individuals were monitored and targeted, here is a way they could influence their subconsciouses to get their monkeys to do things--the cumulative effect of which might not be apparant for years....like playing chess withe people
http://www.symantec.com/connect/articles/steganography-revealed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography
http://www.garykessler.net/library/steganography.html
http://www.jjtc.com/Steganography/toolmatrix.htm
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2001/20011008/steganography.shtml
http://www.jjtc.com/Steganography/
--maybe throw in a standard experimentation conspiracy too
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